Mazomanie Telegraph Office

Est. 1855 · The wire is open · All words travel free
Found something you loved? Cracked the vault? Beat a high score at 2 AM?
Wire the coffee house. A real person reads every telegram, usually before the first pot finishes.
THE LIVING ROOM · 1 BRODHEAD ST · MAZOMANIE WIS
YOUR TELEGRAM WILL READ AS FOLLOWS STOP
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NO ACCOUNT REQUIRED STOP NOTHING IS POSTED PUBLICLY STOP YOUR WORDS GO STRAIGHT TO THE COUNTER STOP